11/12 - I found out something nice today - I still look pretty much the same as I ever did if I actually put in a little effort. I've been living in a ponytail, gym shorts and sneakers for so long I can't believe I even remembered how to put makeup on anymore! Recognize this face? Still no wrinkles - yay for being Asian! :oD

p.s. To all my Asian friends: see if this doesn't bring back fond childhood memories - High Expectations Asian Father. Some of those had me ROLLING (of course it wasn't so funny when I was a kid and actually living it, but NOW I can find it amusing. For my white friends, now you will know why I grew up to be such a neurotic perfectionist! ("Do you love me?" "Hm, what were your grades again?" DOH!! SO TRUE!!)



11/07 - Here's a tip: if you let your kids make necklaces and bracelets out of macaroni, don't let them swim in a hot tub later. I just noticed they're wearing only bare strings now. And I guess the other hotel guests are swimming in a tub full of pasta. Oops!



11/1 - I was telling Catty about the myth that only a virgin princess can see a real unicorn (where everyone else will only see a white horse). Catty remarked with a smirk - "I guess Rapunzel can't see unicorns." LOL - leave it to my 5 yr old to spot the ho who puts out before marriage in a fairy tale!! I had to admit she's right - that prince wasn't climbing up there to play checkers, was he!

Dangit, blogging is a hard habit to break after so many years! I admit I think about things I want to share on here at least every few days, and it doesn't help that you guys keep emailing me and asking me to come back! Darn you!!



09/19 - ROAD TRIP!!! So impromptu, we didn't even bring a change of clothes, so we wound up scrubbing socks in hotel sinks and stuff, LOL!! We started off by driving 90 minutes north to our cabin to winterize it. We slept there, and woke up bright and early looking for an adventure. We drove to the Kanab mountain range, and set out to do some hiking. At first the kids were like this, but by the time we reached the top, only one kiddo was left standing. And for the climb DOWN... well let's just say it's a good thing I spend 6 days a week in the gym, because I was carrying close to 100 pounds of kids the whole way. Other hikers were taking pictures of the mom carrying her 50 and 40+ lb kids down the mountain, LOL!!

But we're just getting started! We leave Kanab and drive a hour out to Zion national park, where we stop to pick apples so we can bake them into a homemade pie when we get home. YUM!! From there we visit the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in the city of Kanab and thankfully escaped without adding any more critters to our menagerie. Now I'm thinking about heading back home because we're still a good two hours away, but no, the kids want "MORE ADVENTURE MOM!!"

So Mom fills up the tank and we head out to the very beautiful Lake Powell. Do my kids enjoy the view? Do they want to go swimming? No, they're just excited that they get to sleep in a hotel room, and that they were able to set up a tea party between The Mad Hatter, Santa Claus, Blue's Clues and Lightning McQueen. I should have tried harder to overhear the dialogue, I bet it was quite entertaining, haha! So the next morning we say good-bye to Lake Powell and head for home.

Along the way we stop at an old pioneer fort and the kids got inducted as Junior Park Rangers(note their badges) which totally made their day! Final pit stop was taking Woody and Jesse to a local fishing hole to feed the fish, and then it was back home to feed all our pets and bake up some homemade apple pie.

And with that... I believe... I may have made my last post to this blog. I think over the last... wow - almost 15 years - I've taken this journey as far as it's going to go publicly. You watched my career in porn unfold and grow and then end as I morphed into a happy housewife and mom. There really isn't any interlap left between the old Asia and the present day Asia, and my kids are pretty much old enough to start their own blogs now (actually Catty's had her own blog for a while) I think I've done all I can do to try and break the sterotype that all pornstars are bimbos who also make lousy moms. So perhaps this is a good time for me to wave and wish you all a fond farewell. As a female I will reserve the right to come running back here screaming "Wait!! I've changed my mind!!", but I've actually been turning the thought over in my head for a while now, so it's not a sudden decision. I don't want to get all sappy and start snivelling over my keyboard now, so I'll just say "Thank you. For all the love, friendship, help, and company you've given me over the years. You've been a HUGE part of my life. Thank you." XXXOOO and with much love - Asia

09/20 - p.s. Feel free to help buy up the last of my autographed stuff for sale - it just occurred to me that it would be nice to have a real guest room that isn't filled with porn on one side LOL!!!



09/07 - Ahhhh! So proud of my little monkeys! First of all, check out how cute Catty is in her uniform!. But I am also super happy that my little girl who was already skipped a grade last year, got skipped another grade this year for academics (reading and math). She'll stay in 1st grade for non-academics, to stay closer to her peers age group-wise (she's only 5), but then get bumped up to second grade for reading and math. I'm so happy that her school is so flexible! I think that is a great way to handle things!

And Devin started his first day at Montessori school today Yay! Not quite as photogenic since he's not attending a private school with uniforms, LOL, but boy was he proud and happy to be going to a real school like his big sister! :oD And after his day was done, the teacher came out to my car to tell me she was "very impressed" with Devin and he's "very smart". I admit I was thinking, "who - my son??" because I only have Catty the Baby Einstein to compare the little dude to, y'know? But the teacher said he spent most of the day curled up in the reading corner with books and reading toys, just reading quietly to himself, and they don't have many just-turned-four-yr-olds who do that. So good job Devin!!

So proud of BOTH of my kiddos!!! XOXOXO!!!



08/29 - Last night I was just surfing around the net and I came across something mentioning glamour model Lorissa McComas, and I thought, "Oh wow, I haven't heard her name in years - I wonder how she's doing?" So I do a quick search to see, and I find out she passed away at age 38. WTH?!? How sad!! With the advent of the internet, I suppose this probably has happened to many of you - you look up an old friend only to find they've passed on suddenly. But I had more surprises in store for me. I haven't kept in touch with the adult world since I retired seven years ago, so I dropped in to the Dead Porn Stars site, which keeps a running list. How convenient, huh? I was just shocked to see how many of my peers have died since I retired! Good bye Missy, Buck Adams, Anna Malle, Lorissa, Teri Diver, Marilyn Chambers, Chloe Jones, and John Dough. The oldest of them (Marilyn) was 56, but most of them were closer to my age. I'm dismayed, deeply saddened. That seems like an awful lot of deaths of people who were too young to die. :o( I'm thinking of all of you today!!



08/18 - Here comes a rant that's been 20 years in the making. But I think it needs to be said. I ran away from home because I couldn't take it anymore, the beatings, the pressure, the control, the punishments. My life wasn't my own to live! And yet I felt guilty. I was ashamed that I wasn't the daughter they wanted me to be, that I wasn't smart enough, good enough, perfect enough. I sometimes joked that karma was going to bite me in the a$$ one day and give me a daughter just like I was, and wouldn't that serve me right!

Well karma DID give me a daughter exactly like me. In every way. And she is the most amazing gift ever. And it makes me look back with sadness, that my mother took a beautiful gift like Catty (me) and just broke me with years of abuse. I wanted to be a writer - no. I wanted to be an artist, no. I wanted to be a musician, also denied. My mother's plan was that I would go to college and major in business, end of story. I got no say in my own life. I was beaten and punished if I didn't fall in line with her demands.

I had so many talents - I've sold my artwork for hundreds of dollars and created all the graphics on my site from scratch. I've performed original musical pieces in my movies and I wrote the opening/closing theme song for a radio show out of Vegas. I've written articles for regular magazines, and thousands of people every day still read my blog even though I retired over half a decade ago. Business was never my thing - I had so many artistic and creative passions, but I never got to use them the way I could have if I'd been given a chance.

I don't regret my career in porn - it afforded me many opportunities I wouldn't have had otherwise. But it's a shame that I was pushed so hard as a child that porn seemed like a better place to be. Karma has given me a daughter just like me, and far from it being a bite in the bum, it's the best gift I've ever gotten. I understand my little girl like nobody else, and it feels like I've been given a chance to see what I could have been if I'd been allowed to grow and blossom; maybe even encouraged and supported.

I remember when I was a teenager, my mother slitting her eyes at me and hissing, "You are not going to win this war!" and me breaking down in tears and crying, "But why does it have to be a war??" Why indeed? I still have no answer for that. I am grateful for the chance to relive this in a more positive way. I think maybe my mother just didn't know what to do with me because I was a clone of my father. My father is the smartest person I've ever known, but very likely Asperger's - he has never had any friends in his whole life, and spent all his time in "the batcave" with his computers. I can't say I'm a whole lot better in the social department, and my kids and I have always had our own computers - one time I said, "Catty, can you imagine sharing your computer with Devin?" and she was HORRIFIED at the thought, LOL!! My mother could not relate to me - she was annoyed that everything academic came so easily to my father and me, but she had to work very hard for it. My mother knew I was extremely bright, but after about 4th or 5th grade her only way of keeping me motivated was punishments and spankings, since she couldn't actually do the work herself (she was German; English was not her native tongue). So Catty has a distinct advantage with a mother who "gets her", and is determined to stay on top of everything academic right up until the end - I can and will do it all right alongside her.

Well thanks for listening to my rant. I actually feel a lot better now. I really needed to get that down on paper (screen) and just get it out of my system! The resentment has been building up for a while now!



08/06 - Happy birthday to me... my birthday present to myself this year was inviting an ex-boyfriend out to visit for the weekend. Should be a pretty good present, LOL... forgive me if I'm slacking on responding to birthday wishes over the next few days ;o) Someone came into the chat room and wished me a happy 38th birthday, and I was like "Wait, isn't it 37...? I think? Me2!! Help me out! How old am I this year??" I haven't actually celebrated a birthday in so many years that I've stopped paying attention. Short of milestones like 30, 35, 40... the rest of them just kinda blur together. Especially since I've been a widow since I was 32. Yikes! But yes, I have confirmation that this is, in fact, my 37th birthday. However you can't make fun of me for getting old, because if you know who I am, then you're old too, so nyah, nyah, nyah! LOL!!!



7/21 - Catty got a new kitten! So now we have five. The original foursome, and the new one, who is cleverly disguised to look like the other orange ones, so our neighbor who hates cats won't know we got another one! Catty's kitty has very special markings - here's the left side and the right side! Can you see the heart she has in her fur on each side? Isn't that cool?? Catty calls her kitty "Valentine", or Val, but Devin came up with his own name for her - "Love". <---- I think that's an awesome name, but I like the name Catty picked too, so I call the cat Valley or Love. I don't mind having a cat with two names. We still haven't given the LAST cat a proper name yet. Yes, I am a true "Crazy Old Cat Lady" at the age of 36! Woot!

p.s. Regarding my last post about the mysterious plant, thank you to everyone who emailed me that it was "Astragalus"! I love that you're all as geeky as me! :oD



6/29 - I was afraid the little cabin with no electricity we bought in the mountains might have been a big mistake, especially when a pipe froze over the winter and we STILL have no water. (it's been a real PITA trying to get someone up there!!) But we've been going up every weekend with no water and no electricity, and we've been having a blast anyway! It's the bestest sanity saver ever from the heat of the desert - and I'm really enjoying bringing out my inner hick, LOL!!

I'm chopping firewood, lugging up water from our little river, clearing branches and weeds from our super-long driveway, sweeping out the cabin, and basically being Pioneer Mom every weekend. I even bought railroad ties and stakes to hand-make steps down the slope to our river! We've got about 30 acres of property for the kids to hike and explore, plus there's a tire swing and a small guest house that the kids have turned into their private clubhouse. It's so wonderful up here that even going potty outside doesn't bother us!

There are some strange plants up here - anyone ever seen these funny things with little bags at the base that pop when you squeeze 'em? (the bags are about 2-3 inches long) I guess the coolest thing of all is, literally, that the cabin is only about an hour away from the 110-degree desert, and twenty minutes further up the mountain, the kids can do THIS in the middle of summer! Yeah, SNOW!!

So a big huge happy RAVE for our little cabin in the woods, despite having no electricity or water. Or maybe even BECAUSE! :o)



6/15 - So... Devin and Catty started summer school today. Devin was nervous about it, but Catty and I told him how awesomely super-duper fun it was going to be. I was happy that Catty and Devin were going to be in class together, so she could look out for her little bro. (this being his very first school experience) Then the teacher said "Oh, but Catty's been moved up to the 2nd-4th grade class!" and I had to ask them to hold Catty back in the K-1st class so Devin wouldn't freak out at being left alone with all these strangers. (Devin's about as social as I am, the poor kid!) But once Devin saw letters, numbers, and books everywhere, he grandly announced, "Mommy you go now! You go 'way!" and he happily settled in to reading next to his big sister. Everything seemed to be ok, so I let the front office know to call me if they needed me.

It took 39 minutes for the school to call asking if I could come get my son. DOH!!! Didn't even make it an hour!! He was just too excited. He wouldn't sit still and was disrupting the class. So much to explore, so little time!! Oh well. He's still young right now, so we'll just try again next year. No big deal!

Catty was thrilled to be bumped up to the 2nd-4th grade summer school class. I wondered if she would feel out of place as a 5-yr old in a room full of 7-9 yr olds, especially when she knew that her old classmates were back in Devin's class, but she told me she LOVED her new class. Lots of hands-on science experiments, which does sound fun! And I must say I'm jealous of Catty's wonderfully outgoing and friendly nature. She's so bubbly and loving to everyone she meets. Where Devin and I see a room full of scary strangers, Catty just sees a whole lot of new friends. I wish I had one tenth of her confidence and charisma! Lucky her!



6/10 - Four years ago today my husband's shi**y driving left me a pregnant widow. Don, you know I love you and I always will - but instead of crying over this day and what cannot be, I choose to celebrate how far I've made it on my own. So yay me. :o) Still missing you, Don!!



5/24 - My loyal assistant dictator me2 flew out for the weekend, to help me and the kiddos with setting up our new log cabin for summer usage. It's just a little cabin, super cute, with no electricity. Me2, being a super handy geek of all trades, set us up with a solar panel (he's working on the panel on the ground - not the skylight in the roof) so we'll have a bit of emergency power. Cool! Then while Catty and I went exploring the mountainside, me2 figured out how to turn on the water that had been turned off so the pipes wouldn't freeze and burst over the winter. We were super-excited to finally have a working bathroom! Until... hey, what's that sound of running water outside? Oh look, there's water pouring out of the left side of the house! WTH!?!? I am so bummed!!! I guess a pipe burst over the winter even though the previous owners said they winterized it?? I talked to my real estate agent today, and he's in talks to see if they can get this repaired for me. BOOOOO!!! Fingers crossed the previous owners do the right thing and take care of this!



5/16 - All is well in sobriety land. I don't even think about drinking anymore, except to occasionally be surprised that I don't think about drinking anymore! After several years of thinking about drinking all the time, it's nice to have my brain all to myself again! And I am very, very happy to report that my posts have led two other people to give up drinking as well, and a third is seriously contemplating it. I am SO happy that owning up to my own problems is helping some other people find their way too! I know that my quality of life is 100% better now, and I wake up so happy to have a clear head and a positive outlook. If I'm able in some small way to help others find health and happiness again, then YAY!!! This stinkin' blog has been worthwhile after all! WOOT!!

Now here's some news that will NOT make you happy - there will be NO pics of me with my 60-day chip, so just forget about that right now! (yes, I've gotten a lot of emails with hopeful suggestions for the 60-day chip picture - no pressure, right??) The 30-day pic was just a fun spur of the moment thing. I'm not going to make a habit of it. I can only imagine what sort of flying flaming gaping anal shot you'd be expecting for my 1-year chip! ;oP Besides, I'm not even going to be here on day 60 anyway - I'm gonna be in Hawaii with the monkeys! Celebrating with a virgin daiquiri! Yum!



4/29 - I got my 30-day sobriety chip from AA today! WOOHOO!!! It feels so good to have my life back again! I took a pic to share with you guys, but I have to stress I mean GUYS. Because it has recently come to my attention that there are more women than men reading my blog! Neat! Anyway, at the end of this sentence you will find a link to a silly ADULTS-ONLY pic of my AA chips for 24 hours and 30 days. Hee hee! :oD



4/25 - What a glorious day we had! It's summertime in the desert already, so we put on our bathing suits and headed for the lake! (disclaimer: If you're hoping for a pic of me in a bathing suit, forget about it! I am hoping to be able to share some before the end of the summer though!) Ok! Gotta love having sand and snow in the same pic! Here's Catty showing off a pretty rock she found. She took even more glee in finding a bird bone and a rodent jawbone and insisted on bringing them home with us - she's determined to become a paleontologist one day! Making the "Shirt of Shame" to discourage naughtiness in my kids was a total FAIL - it's Devin's favorite shirt and he begs to wear it all the time! DOH!! Here's a sweet pic of the best friends together. And finally... you might recognize someone in this pic. Yup, it's Catty! No idea who that other person is. ;oP



4/20 - Thank you so much to everyone who emailed me with support and advice and shared your own stories with me! That's exactly what I needed to hear!! I was so scared about making the post below - I had it sitting on my computer screen for a full day before I finally shut my eyes and hit "post". Then I hunkered down and waited for the fallout. I've been so ashamed of myself for a long time now, but I've never lied about anything before, and I needed to come clean now. So there it is. AA is going great! Sobriety is AWESOME! Thank you for your support and kind words!!!



4/14 - Ok, true confessions time. Four years ago, my husband died suddenly, leaving me 8 months pregnant and with a one year old baby. Shortly after his death, I found out we were broke. As my world fell apart, I found a family willing to adopt my unborn son. In the space of about a week I'd lost everything but Catty. Left all alone in a state where I knew nobody, I started drinking, and heavily.

As time passed I managed to pull the pieces of my life back together, (including keeping my little guy, obviously!) but I continued drinking to kill the pain. After about 2 years, I decided it was time to kick the booze habit, but that's when the NEW nightmare started - I found out I was physically and mentally addicted. I've spent the last two years trying to quit in every way I could think of, but I just kept falling off the wagon. I'd get so angry and frustrated with myself, which only made me drink more to forget how much I hated myself for drinking. Then I'd get determined to stop again. Then I'd fall off again. It's been a horrible two years for me.

I LIKED drinking. I liked how it cured my social phobia. It cured my perfectionism, it made my mother's nagging voice in my head shut up so I could finally relax and be at peace with myself. It slowed my brain down enough so that I could feel "normal". For the first time in my life my brain wasn't always on hyperdrive, finding things to worry, stress, and be paranoid about.

Rest assured whatever stereotypes you have of an alcoholic mom envisioned right now, that wasn't the case here. No blackouts or accidents or puking or anything big and dramatic at all. My first priority has ALWAYS been my kids (the defense would like to present Catty's report card as evidence, your honor)(O's and E's = A) I always carried around a breathalyzer at home and another in my purse to make sure I never got out of line. But I was drinking 7 days a week, which was no good. Most of all, it was starting to wear me down physically, and as a single mom, I can't afford to play games with my health.

So I finally took the scariest step you could ever imagine for a social phobic who is terrified of strangers. I joined AA. Man, I sure would have liked to be drunk for that first meeting, haha! But it's the best thing I could have done for myself. It's awesome. Being around people who know exactly what I've been going through, who have made it to the other side - it's exactly what I needed. I attend several meetings every week, and I don't even think about drinking now. I think about how much I can't wait to get my 30-day chip, and then my 60 and 90-day chips, then one year! (I'm in week 3 of sobriety right now)

I've been so bored and lonely out here in the desert, but drinking sure was a stupid way for me to while away the time. I am thrilled to have the old me back - yup, the one who is a perfectionist and a workaholic, and I'm glad to have my brain back on hyperdrive again. My mind is buzzing with all the things I'm excited to do now that I'm back in the saddle again, and I'M JUST SO HAPPY!! The nightmare is over, and the rest of my life is beginning! WOOT!!

p.s. Sorry, I still don't believe in God. That's actually not mandatory for joining AA ;o)



3/16 - With the kids home for spring break all week, Mommy decided spur-of-the-moment to toss everyone on a plane for a mini-vacation to Salt Lake City! Bad timing. Hailstorm here in St George, snow storm and zero visibility in Salt Lake City. And I HATE flying, especially on tiny puddle jumpers. I was SURE we were going to die, POSITIVE. But somehow we made it, and the kiddos, of course, LOVED the snow. Next day, we hit the zoo. Most of the cool animals were hidden away because of the snow, but we found other ways to enjoy the zoo! This is Catty doing her impression of an elephant poop. LOL! A little grocery shopping to stock up our hotel room, and then off to the dinosaur museum! Catty was in her element, because she wants to be a paleontologist when she grows up. Finally, a visit to a working farm, and then mommy realized she'd forgotten about the time change, and it was a mad scramble to get to the airport on time. We made it with 4 minutes to spare, *PHEW!* So that was our little holiday! Much fun!! :o)



3/04 - Happy Birthday, Catty! I can't believe you're FIVE! That's like, a whole HAND of fingers!! Catty, you're the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me, and you're the reason I'm still sane after all these years of living alone in the desert after Don died. I was gifted with a beautiful, brilliant little girl who not only never had any terrible twos, but no terrible threes and no effing fours. You have been nothing but a joy, a delight, my other half, and my partner in crime. You make me laugh, you make me think, and you make me feel like I'm a great mommy. Thank you, and I can't wait to see how much MORE fun we're going to have with every passing year!!

p.s. Catty, because you can do darned near anything, please tell the weatherman that it is NOT allowed to rain in the desert on Saturday when we are having your birthday party. Mommy rented two great big bouncy houses for our backyard, and she is NOT going to be happy if she has 18 screaming monkeys stuck inside our house because of rain!!! AKKKKKK!!!

p.p.s. Only 5 out of 18 people have RSVP'd, but that's a whole 'nother rant... did I spend too much on goody bags, or will there not be enough of them? Should I have only gotten one bounce house instead of two? Is it THAT hard to make a quick call to say 'yay' or 'nay'?? Bleah!! (parents, you know what I'm talking about, and non-parents, now you can laugh and feel smug! ;oP)



2/23 - I know you've all forgotten that I used to be an adult film star, hahaha, but I just wanted to let you know that I've added two new items on my Asia stuff sales page! (Do I need to specify THAT LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK?) One item is a beautiful cherry-wood encased poker set with Asia Carrera poker chips, and the other is a 3-pack of Asia posters. Of course I autograph everything! Ok, just wanted to give a heads up on that, since I don't think I've added anything new in what, a year or more? That's all! Carry on! :o)



2/17 - Wow, not much change in this house between last February and this one! LOL!! I know it looks like I've kept them chained there for a year, but actually today was the first time they've sat there together like that since the last time, so I took a pic when I got deja vu. In the first pic Devin was just scribbling at 2, but now he's actually writing at 3. Last year Catty was spelling words in her book at 3, and this year it's multiplication at 4. Devin has a new milestone to share - he's reading now! And he's not only started several months earlier than Catty did, but HE TAUGHT HIMSELF! On his computer, he goes to sites like Starfall and SuperWhy, and he just sits there soaking it all up - I haven't done anything! Devin's very big on "No, I do it MYSELF!!", so hey, whatever works little buddy! He just took a reading test and scored 1st grade, 6th month! Go Devin! Oh and have you seen this adorable face of his?? Yeah, unfortunately I haven't had anything to do with that either, as you can see! LOL!!



2/13 - My first husband, director Bud Lee, is in the hospital after having a heart attack. This is his third one. He got three stents put in. Bud and I have always, ALWAYS been so close. I am just shattered right now. My kids call him Grampa Bud. He sounded so weak on the phone... ugh... PLEASE think good thoughts for him, I would be so lost without him!!!

UPDATE - Bud is out of the hospital and back home now to recover! YAY!!!! Thanks for all the prayers and positive thoughts!!



2/12 - Wow, such a FAIL day for me as a mom... took the monkeys to a birthday party at a kiddy play place, and Devin tried to play Skeeball, but he wasn't strong enough to roll the balls all the way up. So I called Catty over and asked her to play Devin's game, explaining that she had to try to get the balls into the holes at the top. Well she'd never played before, so she hurled the ball overhand, like a baseball, and it hit Devin squarely in the mouth. OMG!!! I swept Devin up and ran for ice and towels, and my shirt was just covered in his blood, it was so awful. I was so afraid to look inside his mouth, I can't even tell you! UGH!! Finally we get the blood to stop flowing and I peek in there, and one of his front teeth has been knocked out of alignment (the teeth I paid a fortune to have crowned just a year ago) and his lip is split and he's in a lot of pain. I don't know what to do! I tell Catty we have to leave the party, and I drive with the kids to our pediatric dentist, only to pull in and find out they are closed on Fridays. GAHHHHH!!! All I can think to do is to take Devin into the Natural Foods store right next to the dentist and I buy him some frozen yogurt to numb his mouth a bit, and that seemed to help some.

As we were driving home, I started to cry a little because my boy was so hurt and I wished I could do something more to help him, and Catty said, "Mommy, I would give you a hug but your shirt is all bloody and I don't want to get it on my party dress, so I will blow you a kiss instead", which made me smile. When we got home, I gave Devin some kiddy Tylenol for the pain (I wasn't sure if that was the best thing to give him, but that's all we had in the house), and he asked for a Cars band-aid, so I put one on him. We all had a good laugh over that!

Brave little guy. He's got a big fat lip under that band-aid, and one of his teeth is a little wonky now, but I guess he'll be ok. Rough day, though. Glad it's over!!



02/10 - Just a quick note to say thanks to everyone who sent suggestions on what kind of kitties New and New New are! The general consensus seems to be that they are Maine Coons, which happen to be big, beautiful, sweet and affectionate kitties, so that seems about right! THANKS!!



02/09 - We've just played a mean trick on our kitties and I can't stop laughing... Well is it even possible to play a trick on four cats?? I think it might be - let me fill you in! Here's a pic of our four kitties. Three of the cats are mother and sons, and one is a stray that adopted us. His name is "New" (thanks Catty LOL!) I'll let you guess which one is the stray, haha!

So I took the kids by the animal shelter the other day to drop off some extra pet food we didn't need, and of course they wanted to go in and see all the animals. No sooner do we walk into the cat room, when both the kids start wailing, "MOMMY NEW KITTY IS IN A CAGE! MOMMY THAT'S NEW, HELP HIM!!" Well I'll be darned if that cat isn't the spitting image of our cat New. But crap, we've got four cats already, and truth be told, that's really two more than I wanted in the first place. But I couldn't split up the identical twin kittens so we had three, and then the stray adopted us (and learned how to use our cat door and sleep on our bed!) so here we are with four. Trying to give myself an out, I told Catty "Well if you win a trophy at your pageant tomorrow we'll get that kitty, ok?" And you can guess how that ended.

So we've brought home "New New Kitty" (She doesn't have a name yet - Catty wants to call her "Baby Annika" after my sister, but I said that name's too long. To be honest, I can't really tell the difference between the cats so I'm just calling them both "New" for now LOL) But what's so hilarious is watching the reaction of our three orange kitties to this new one. New's been a part of our family for a couple years now. They're totally cool with him. So they see the new cat and they don't even look twice, lalala... then they catch a whiff - "HEY WTH!?!?!" and suddenly they're hanging upside down from the ceiling doing like 42 double takes between the two identical cats with their hair standing on end and trying to figure out what the heck is going on. It's SO FUNNY!!!!

Catty is convinced that the two kitties are really brother and sister, and maybe they are, who knows? Two beautiful long-haired stray kitties who look like twins? And they're not scared of each other at all - only the orange cats are going "Dude, WTH!?!" But that's our laugh of the day - we've adopted a shelter kitteh that has our "homeboy kittehs" doing huge amounts of double takes as they try to understand how New can be in two places at once, and why one of him smells completely different... LOL!!!

Does anyone know what kind of cat New and New New are?? I'm not having any luck trying to figure it out by googling, dangit! But they are the sweetest, most affectionate cats ever, which is crazy since they're both strays! They are AWESOME - total lap cats and they come when called - so unusual for kitties to begin with; I can't understand how these two wound up homeless!!



01/19 - Awwww, I'm a gramma! I was cleaning out the big fish tank, when to my great surprise, I saw some tiny little buggers scooting around the back of the tank! Our first babies! Look, they're the teeny-tiny little white guys to the far right HERE and HERE! I don't have any idea how many there were originally, but I managed to save 4 baby cichlids from becoming Oscar and Pacu snacks, and now the babies are thriving in a smaller tank (bottom left of the tree, by the corydoras). SO CUTE!!!



01/12 - I was trying to think of a game that I could play with both Catty and Devin together, but the difference between age 3 and 4 is a lot, especially with Catty being so quick at everything. Then I came up with an idea - I made up a new game! I wrote all the letters of the alphabet on squares of paper, and had the kids race for who could show me the sign language for each letter first. Sounds fun and easy, right? Well my kids are (surprise!) both just as competitive as their mom, and the first round came to blows. DOH!!! Ok, separate the kids and give everyone hugs, and then we try again. I have to laugh at how the game turned out... I gave Catty a chance to redeem herself at the very end, but... you'll just have to watch and see what happens! Poor Catty! Hahaha!


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